Knock Knock Jokes

This is our niece, Paige. She is 5 years old and one of the six cutest nieces to ever exist.

Yesterday, Jeff, his parents and I went over to Jeff's brother Johnny's house for dinner. After a scrumptious dinner with great company we all sat down in the living room to socialize.

Ellie and Paige started telling us all some Knock Knock Jokes. It started with the classics like...

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Why are you crying?

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and...

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Well after Paige told us that second one, her little sister Emma who is still learning to talk caught on and kept trying to tell that joke. It was so cute and we all kept telling her to say a knock knock joke.

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I think that once Paige saw all of the attention that Emma was getting for telling a joke, she wanted to keep telling more and more. The problem was that she didn't know anymore... but that didn't stop her.

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Paige started making up knock knock jokes off the top of her head. They were hilarious. We were all busting up and couldn't stop laughing, which of course kept the jokes coming from Paige. I don't think she really understood why knock knock jokes are even funny to begin with because she wasn't making any sense.

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Here's some of her best material:

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Mommy! Help I'm going bald!!

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Basket.

Basket who?

Mommy, I want to go on a picnic.

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Heart.

Heart who?

Mommy, can you put my heart back in? I think I'm dying.

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It was hilarious. Everyone should have a niece like Paige.